Yesterday in the locker room at the Y there was a young girl talking to her grandma. The little girl had to do a history project of some sort. The grandma was telling her about all the historical documents she had in her attic. She had newspapers and wills and slave documents from the 1700's. The girl interupted her grandma to let her know that she had to do something on the pilgrims. To which the grandma replied, "When did the pilgrims land? I know, 1776. Well I have a slave bill from 1735. That would work."
Let's count the ways in which that is wrong, shall we?
Leave no grandma behind.