I've got writer's block. I could just write pointless and meaningless drivel until it goes away, but that would just bore you all. I'll be back when something interesting happens or I get an interesting topic suggestion.
Oh, by the way, one of my friends from the old town ran into Satan's husband (of the stalker congregants fame) and he said his wife now has Parkinson's and dementia. Sadly, I don't know if he is telling the truth or not. But if she does, all I can say is karma's a bitch.