In my quest to lose 40 pounds by the time I turn 40, I have started religiously going to the local Y to swim every other day. While I was in the locker room changing out of my swimsuit, I was listening to two older women talking about recipes.
Woman 1: I have discovered something. It's great! I've been putting it in everything!
Woman 2: Really? What is it?
Woman 1: Cream Cheese! Man, that is some good stuff. Have you ever tried cream cheese before?
To which I just about choked on my own laughter. Here I thought she was going to say some new form of wasabi, or flavored vinegar, or blue eggplant. Something that hasn't been around for 50 years. But to her...cream cheese is the food of the Gods.
Yeah...I got to get me some of that.