Every time I look for a new job, I am constantly amazed by the jobs that are available for the right person. But some of the jobs available in the area that we are moving to scare me. I came across an ad for a "Evening bar girl/Entertainer." This person must serve alcohol in a private room and do some light dancing. Hmmm...now I have nothing against the male entertainment industry or the people who dance for a living. But I am inclined to think that the church would look down on ME filling such a position.
There was also the Training Analyst position where Experience with E-6B weapons system is helpful, but not required. I don't even know what an E-6B weapon is but it says the job is classified "secret". If it is so secret, why are they advertising on Craigslist?
Or what about the graffiti artist for a bailbondsman? Writer for gay erotica? Polynesian dancer? You know what I am not seeing? Teaching positions. Banking positions. Pharmacy positions. All the things that I am qualified to do. But then again, I am ready for a change and to try something new. Hmmm...maybe I should look into the gay erotica writer more. That would definitely give me an outlet for my pastor's wife angst. Can I start it with "It was a dark and stormy night...the two stranger's eyes locked...then their lips...then their..."?
Hee hee. Next!